Top tip #2: Hi-Viz

Contrary to popular thought, wearing hi-viz clothing does not create an impenetrable forcefield around you, rendering your every action safe (for you) and convenient (for other road users). In fact, experience would tell me that wearing hi-viz actually turns you into a dim-witted fucktard who should have their tires slashed and road privileges revoked until further notice.

Yes lady, I’m talking to you: the one I called an idiot this morning. Yes, I know I am a cantankerous old cow, but when you weave your way erratically across traffic and then throw yourself into the cycling lane without looking to see if there is anyone using it, you qualify for the idiocy badge.

Simply put, if you are that nervous around cars, then you shouldn’t be commuting to work (etc.). Take one of those ‘cycle with confidence’ courses that the council offer and practise on back streets until you feel confident enough to take your position on the roads. If you are petrified about being around cars, get off your bloody bike and walk. It’s also carbon neutral.
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This post was written by Tankie on October 7, 2008

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